Graffiti Gems

Whilst graffiti is very unsightly and an absolute pain for the owners and managers of the establishment being attacked by the graffiti, I actually find in quite amusing.  A bit of entertainment when you visit the bathroom.  Most of the literature is utterly pointless, some of it funny, some of it sad and some is actually quite thought provoking and powerful.  Here I list some of the little gems I have found.

  • ‘If I could sue you I would – for emotional whiplash.’
  • ‘People react more than they act.’
  • ‘A woman is like a tea bag – you’ll never know how strong she is until she’s in hot water.’
  • ‘My hangover is from the bowels of hell!’
  • ‘My favourite thing about Frankie and Bennies (the restaurant chain) is learning Italian in the bog. CIAO.’
  • ‘Your opinion is a bit like an orgasm – once I’ve had mine, I’m no longer interested.’
  • ‘There is a finish line – you cannot give up half way.’
  • ‘The truth is that all problems seem very simple once they have been resolved.’
  • ‘You can grow flowers from where dirt used to be.’
  • ‘My get up and go has got up and went.’
  • ‘Get yourself a good bed and a good pair of heels because if you’re not in one, you’re in the other.’
  • ‘You are the measure of my dreams.’
  • ‘Sometimes on the way to the dream you get lost and find another one.’
  • ‘It is what it is.’
  • ‘You only find your limits by pushing them further.’
  • ‘The question of duty brings me to this point; where what I am meets what I say I am.’
  • ‘You are the shape I still like to imagine myself; you are the body double for my stale ambitions.’
  • ‘Do you idealise the past or see it as broken?’
  • ‘We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.’ In response to this someone wrote; ‘We vandalise things that aren’t ours, with quotes we didn’t write, to impress people taking a shit.’
  • ‘Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.’



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